March 2012
3 posts
I cant express my thoughts in words… But they don’t feel too great at the moment.
February 2012
33 posts
I dislike Homosuck.
restoringfraillife asked: Come love me down. Hard.
I have slain the beast!
daddys-money:
1100101:
I did it. This actually happened. I fucked Alex so much in one night that she actually turned down sex before sleepy-time. I kid you not. This is apparently possible to do.
GODDAMN IT WHY IS THIS APPARENTLY SOMETHING YOU GET TO BRAG ABOUT
I TURNED DOWN SEX ONCE AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN
I assumed it just meant I did you right. Am I wrong?
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I have slain the beast!
I did it. This actually happened. I fucked Alex so much in one night that she actually turned down sex before sleepy-time. I kid you not. This is apparently possible to do.
Me: I'm doing it for science.
Alex: You should do me for science.
Me: It looks like Michael Cera.
Alex: Your dick looks like Michael Cera.
Me: You like to suck off Michael Cera?
Alex: ...
I eat my girlfriend, and I love every second of it.
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Me: Alex is a resistor.
Chandler: What?
Me: Yeah, cause who could RESIST HER?
restoringfraillife:
So.
Uh.
David just asked me to marry him.
I said yes.
Love you, sugar.
restoringfraillife-deactivated2 asked: Get over here and love me down.
tell me something scientific: asphyxiette:... →
restoringfraillife:
Do it
Maybe you can talk him into letting us have sex while I tie up John-Paul and put him back in the closet to prevent him from interfering.
No.
If you're ever stressed...
iamvenkman:
Go outside, smoke, and hit shit with a bat. It feels fucking stupendous.
Agreed.
I...
…enabled submit.
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