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Feb 27th

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I dislike Homosuck.

Feb 26th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 21st

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Feb 19th

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Feb 14th

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daddys-money asked: Come love me down. Hard.

Feb 14th

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I have slain the beast!

daddys-money: 1100101: I did it. This actually happened. I fucked Alex so much in one night that she actually turned down sex before sleepy-time. I kid you not. This is apparently possible to do. GODDAMN IT WHY IS THIS APPARENTLY SOMETHING YOU GET TO BRAG ABOUT I TURNED DOWN SEX ONCE AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN I assumed it just meant I did you right. Am I wrong?

Feb 14th

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I have slain the beast!

I did it. This actually happened. I fucked Alex so much in one night that she actually turned down sex before sleepy-time. I kid you not. This is apparently possible to do.

Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Me: I'm doing it for science.

Alex: You should do me for science.

Feb 11th

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Me: It looks like Michael Cera.
Alex: Your dick looks like Michael Cera.
Me: You like to suck off Michael Cera?
Alex: ...

Feb 10th

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I eat my girlfriend, and I love every second of it.

Feb 10th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 8th

Me: Alex is a resistor.
Chandler: What?
Me: Yeah, cause who could RESIST HER?

Feb 8th

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restoringfraillife: So. Uh. David just asked me to marry him. I said yes. Love you, sugar.

Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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restoringfraillife asked: Get over here and love me down.

Feb 7th

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tell me something scientific: asphyxiette:... →

restoringfraillife: Do it Maybe you can talk him into letting us have sex while I tie up John-Paul and put him back in the closet to prevent him from interfering. No.

Feb 7th

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If you're ever stressed...

iamvenkman: Go outside, smoke, and hit shit with a bat. It feels fucking stupendous. Agreed.

Feb 7th

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I...

…enabled submit.

Feb 7th

Feb 6th

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Feb 5th

Feb 2nd

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Feb 1st

“Alex wants to pretend she’s pooping out your penis”

– Chandler

Jan 30th

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Alex can have sex with Ari, but there’s a catch. No more sex with me.

Jan 27th

Jan 20th

restoringfraillife asked: I see you

Jan 15th

Jan 13th

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It's funny how many men are commenting to say how...

greengrey: Oh you poor thing, the person who was just sucking your cock didn’t validate your ego enough! It’s common courtesy to swallow. A little protein won’t kill ya.

Jan 13th

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Has it been a while? It’s been a...

Jan 10th

Anonymous asked: P3N15

Jan 8th

So. Right now. I feel really weird, and it’s not good weird. Anyone that knows me knows that my thinking has always kinda off and not really expected. And well, I’ve got a really uneasy feeling about something right now, and I’m little worried that it might become a thing. But, hopefully, I prove myself wrong on this one. Gonna give it some time before I freak out.

Jan 5th

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